Growing up, John always had to sit on the middle hump "suck seat."
Views: 3,739
Posted: 01/11/2007
John Heffron - How Women Roll
Never just hit on one girl.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 13,147
John Heffron - One-Way Cruise
John's wife likes to argue with him in public.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 8,863
John Heffron - I Can't Breathe
John's little brother always got him in trouble.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 6,624
John Heffron - Buying a Bus
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 14,694
John Heffron - Stressed Kids
Kids these days get stressed easily.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 5,708
John Heffron - Roommate Rob
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 15,503
John Heffron - Going to the Store
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 8,341
John Heffron - Second Business
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,772
John Heffron - Young Guys
John advises young guys to go after older women.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 10,762
John Heffron - Stressed Kids
Kids these days get stressed easily.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 5,708
John Heffron - The Oldest
John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,729
John Heffron - Junk Drawer Scissors
John's mom cut his hair with the dingleberry scissors.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,290
John Heffron - Going to the Store
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 8,341
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 15,438
Vince Morris - Single Dad
Vince's dad spoke English and profanity.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 3,201
Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 7,463
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,867
John Heffron - Stripper Dust
John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,920
Wanda Sykes - Games
Kids today are too cautious with their game playing.
