John's little brother always got him in trouble.
Never just hit on one girl.
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
John advises young guys to go after older women.
Kids these days get stressed easily.
John advises all men to lie during marriage counseling.
Growing up, John always had to sit on the middle hump "suck seat."