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If you want to meet stupid people, lock your keys in your car.
John hates kids.
You can get a free meal at Denny's on your birthday.
Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
Fred doesn't need to tell people how much he weighs.
If it feels like the walls are closing in on you, at least that means they'll hold up the ceiling.
Not everyone has the same sense of humor.
Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.
Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.