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John Pinette

John Pinette

Stand-up comedian John Pinette on Comedy Central Stand-Up
  • Featured as the car-jack victim in the final episode of "Seinfeld"
  • Touring cast of the musical "Hairspray" where he replaced Bruce Vilanch

1 - 10 of 19 John Pinette Videos
The End of Canada (01:56)

Prince Edward Island is a lovely place, but does it really need 10 "Anne of Green Gables" gift shops?

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 1723
Wheat Allergy (03:27)

John Pinette can't possibly avoid gluten -- it's in everything worth getting up for in the morning.

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 2346
I'll Take the Toaster (02:27)

John Pinette's recent toaster purchasing experience caused him to lose his cherublike demeanor.

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 2892
-- Food in Scotland (02:37)

Fried Snickers bars and pub food can make even John Pinette yearn for an arugula salad.

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 1969
Health Food (01:53)

John Pinette doesn't know what gluten is, but apparently it's delicious.

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 2668
You Don't Have a Coupon? (03:48)

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 3142
Weight Watchers (02:27)

John Pinette talks a lot about food. If you're here for WikiLeaks jokes, you've got the wrong guy.

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 2141
Fat Little Boy (03:32)

John Pinette's dad's Irish friends gave him the best diet advice he ever heard.

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 2512
Chinese Buffet in Scotland (01:38)

John Pinette doesn't go to buffets much anymore, due to health reasons -- and restraining orders.

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 2539
Ice Skating (04:29)

Ice Skating is on John Pinette's anti-bucket list of things in life he never cares if he does again.

Posted: 07/30/2011 Views: 2236

John Pinette Jokes See all 7 John Pinette Jokes »

With Chinese food, you get hungry again. Why is that? It's a different kind of hunger. You go from food to starving -- nothing in between. You go, 'Oh my God, I can't believe I ate all that chow mein -- hey, look! They brought egg rolls!'