John is not a fan of bungee jumping.
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
John Pinette's dad's Irish friends gave him the best diet advice he ever heard.
John Pinette doesn't go to buffets much anymore, due to health reasons -- and restraining orders.
John Pinette doesn't know what gluten is, but apparently it's delicious.
John Pinette's recent toaster purchasing experience caused him to lose his cherublike demeanor.