John is not a fan of bungee jumping.
Prince Edward Island is a lovely place, but does it really need 10 "Anne of Green Gables" gift shops?
John Pinette's dad's Irish friends gave him the best diet advice he ever heard.
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.
John Pinette doesn't go to buffets much anymore, due to health reasons -- and restraining orders.