John is not a fan of bungee jumping.
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
Prince Edward Island is a lovely place, but does it really need 10 "Anne of Green Gables" gift shops?
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.
John Pinette doesn't go to buffets much anymore, due to health reasons -- and restraining orders.