John is not a fan of bungee jumping.
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
John Pinette talks a lot about food. If you're here for WikiLeaks jokes, you've got the wrong guy.
John Pinette can't possibly avoid gluten -- it's in everything worth getting up for in the morning.
Prince Edward Island is a lovely place, but does it really need 10 "Anne of Green Gables" gift shops?
John Pinette doesn't know what gluten is, but apparently it's delicious.