John is not a fan of bungee jumping.
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
You know what's not kosher? Taking 10 minutes to order a hot dog.
Prince Edward Island is a lovely place, but does it really need 10 "Anne of Green Gables" gift shops?
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.
Fried Snickers bars and pub food can make even John Pinette yearn for an arugula salad.