If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.
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Posted: 02/24/1992
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Maybe they airlift food into Indian restaurants?
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Smoking while eating is for people with no time to barbeque.
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You never see any black serial killers.
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There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.
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Sandra Bernhard - Abortion
God knows there are enough kids in the world.
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Hugs are better than drugs.
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Views: 720
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Should Scott Baio have his own mayo?
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You never see any black serial killers.
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George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 871
Warren Thomas - America
Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,281
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There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.
Tags: John Ridley (5), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,528
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A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.
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Views: 1,177
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"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,961
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Men don't have the option of being a prostitute.
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