Maybe they airlift food into Indian restaurants?
Views: 599
Posted: 05/23/1993
John Ridley - Smoking in Restaurants
Smoking while eating is for people with no time to barbeque.
Tags: John Ridley (5), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 660
John Ridley - Serial Killers
You never see any black serial killers.
Tags: John Ridley (5), ethnic (870), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,545
John Ridley - Gay Men
There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.
Tags: John Ridley (5), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,528
John Ridley - Abortion Rights
If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.
Tags: John Ridley (5), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 444
Godfrey - Subway Announcements
Indian train conductors sound worse than English conductors.
Tags: Godfrey (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 24,675
Mike Vecchione - More Emotional
Mike Vecchione wants to know how you can buy a piece of chicken with another piece of chicken.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 07/12/10
Views: 6,093
David Cross - Sorry, Charlie
If dolphins were ugly and tasted good, we eat them by the truckload.
Tags: David Cross (8), food (719), animals (540)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 7,590
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,838
Sean Morey - Restaurants
Some people hate bad waiters.
Tags: Sean Morey (3), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 960
Jake Johannsen - Cockroach Pizza
New Yorkers are very proud of their pizza.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,033
Godfrey - Nigeria
Weathermen in Nigeria have an easy job.
Tags: Godfrey (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 41,737
John Ridley - Smoking in Restaurants
Smoking while eating is for people with no time to barbeque.
Tags: John Ridley (5), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 660
Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium
You never notice a crying fish.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 2,518
Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 14,361
