Maybe they airlift food into Indian restaurants?
Filed under: John Ridley (5), ethnic (731), food (550)
Views: 235
Posted: 05/23/1993
John Ridley - Serial Killers
You never see any black serial killers.
Tags: John Ridley (5), ethnic (731), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 831
John Ridley - Gay Men
There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.
Tags: John Ridley (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 767
John Ridley - Smoking in Restaurants
Smoking while eating is for people with no time to barbeque.
Tags: John Ridley (5), sex (983), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 222
John Ridley - Abortion Rights
If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.
Tags: John Ridley (5), men/women (919), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 144
Godfrey - Subway Announcements
Indian train conductors sound worse than English conductors.
Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 4,149
David Cross - Sorry, Charlie
If dolphins were ugly and tasted good, we eat them by the truckload.
Tags: David Cross (7), food (550), animals (439)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 4,568
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 830
Sean Morey - Restaurants
Some people hate bad waiters.
Tags: Sean Morey (3), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 423
Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium
You never notice a crying fish.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 887
Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,964
Dane Cook - Sandwich Construction
Dane Cook reveals several things he doesn't want on a sandwich.
Tags: Dane Cook (37), food (550),
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 77,061
Jake Johannsen - Cockroach Pizza
New Yorkers are very proud of their pizza.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), ethnic (731), food (550)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 308
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 13,983
Leo Allen - Vegetarian Restaurant
If vegetables could talk, we'd freak the f**k out.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,895
