American white guys can't compete with Eastern Europeans at basketball.
White kids steal black trends, but never the other way around.
John dubs crazy white people as the world's scariest.
White kids steal black trends, but never the other way around.
Bret Ernst likes being Italian in the club.
The L.A. attitude is all in the eyes.
In a real Italian restaurant, the employees yell at you.
They mess up the pizza on the West Coast.
The key to a good relationship is not arguing.
Fall got its name because that's what leaves do.
Eric Blake wants Osama bin Laden dead or alive, for himself.
New Yorkers are the toughest people in the world.
Shaquille O'Neal is comparable to Superman.
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