The new bumper cars suck.
African-Americans wouldn't survive two seconds in Africa.
Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.
Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break.
Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone.
Older black men never age.
It's tough being short.
Johnny Sanchez likes greeting people in New York.
Can I get a 'whoop whoop'?