The new bumper cars suck.
African-Americans wouldn't survive two seconds in Africa.
Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.
Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break.
Older black men never age.
Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.
It's tough being short.
Johnny Sanchez likes greeting people in New York.
Can I get a 'whoop whoop'?