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Watch Jon Dore on Comedy Central Presents -- Friday, March 19th, 11pm / 10c!

Watch "The Jon Dore Television Show" on IFC -- Check your local listings.

Jon Dore is me. I is a relatively nice human. When I'm not out encouraging people to get along, I am at home drawing cartoons of the prophet Muhammad. Originally from Canada, I now live in Los Angeles. The days are warm, the nights are cool and there is a bar just down the street which has a happy hour. On Tuesday evenings I can watch my television show, "The Jon Dore Television Show" on IFC. I pretend that I'm not interested in watching it when friends are over, however it does bring me a genuine sense of joy and it makes me feel superior to others. Variety placed me on their "10 Comics to Watch" list. I'm a white, heterosexual male who enjoys making love to men while wearing a do-rag -- provided I am not menstruating. My favorite hobby is wasting people's time. For evidence of this please click this link.

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Jon Dore - Closest to Home

Orphans have more time to practice driving because they're not being loved by anyone.

Tags: Jon Dore (3), Comedy Central Presents (1875), family (586)

Posted: 03/19/10
Views: 2,333

Exclusive - Jon Dore - Master Impressionist

The invisible comedian can do an impression of a girl throwing a football in gym class.

Tags: Jon Dore (3), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)

Posted: 03/19/10
Views: 6,397

Exclusive - Jon Dore - Hearing AIDS

Jon Dore tapes a commercial for charity, from "The Jon Dore Television Show," courtesy of IFC.

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Posted: 03/15/10
Views: 719

Jon Dore - Classy Tattoo

Jon wants a classy tattoo.

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Posted: 07/18/08
Views: 25,031

Jon Dore - Schindler's Lisp

Jon performs a song about a gay Nazi.

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Posted: 08/01/08
Views: 22,722

Jon Dore - Internet

The Internet has solved all our problems.

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Jon Dore: Laughter Medicine

Laughter is the best medicine, it really is, and I'm not making that up. They've done studies that prove that people who laugh a lot, they actually...

Posted: 03/20/2010

Jon Dore: Dad the Dog

Growing up we named our family dog after my dad. Our dog's name was Dad. That got confusing, as you can probably imagine. Like one time at a family...

Posted: 03/20/2010

Jon Dore: Hiding From the Nazis

I've been trying to write a joke about how hard it would be to hide from the Nazis if I had just eaten Mexican food. And I know I want the punch...

Posted: 03/20/2010

Jon Dore: Ability to Hide

My grandfather avoided the Holocaust with his ability to hide and by not being Jewish and by living in Canada his entire life. All about strategy.

Posted: 03/20/2010

Jon Dore: Practical Jokes

I love them. My roommate fell asleep on the couch the other day and when I got home, I pulled a beauty. This is where, if you know it, don't ruin...

Posted: 03/20/2010

Jon Dore: Predict the Words

I don't like cell phones. I'm never sending another text message as long as I live because I don't like a phone that tries to predict the words I'm...

Posted: 03/20/2010

Jon Dore: Problem Solved

You can't argue thanks to the Internet. I was at a party last week and friends were arguing about whether or not a certain movie had won an Academy...

Posted: 03/20/2010

Jon Dore: U.N. Meeting on Wheels

The city bus does not discriminate. It's like a little U.N. meeting on wheels every time we get on it. We all walk through the same door and pay...

Posted: 03/20/2010

Jon Dore: Died of Hunger

I read a caption in the paper the other day. The caption read, 'In the time it takes you to finish reading this sentence, 20 people will have died...

Posted: 03/19/2010

Jon Dore: Closest to Home

I read an article that said, 'Car accidents happen closest to home.' Does that mean that orphans are better drivers? No, if you think about it, it...

Posted: 03/19/2010