Watch Jon Dore on Comedy Central Presents -- Friday, March 19th, 11pm / 10c!
Watch "The Jon Dore Television Show" on IFC -- Check your local listings.
Watch Jon Dore on Comedy Central Presents -- Friday, March 19th, 11pm / 10c!
Watch "The Jon Dore Television Show" on IFC -- Check your local listings.
Jon Dore is me. I is a relatively nice human. When I'm not out encouraging people to get along, I am at home drawing cartoons of the prophet Muhammad. Originally from Canada, I now live in Los Angeles. The days are warm, the nights are cool and there is a bar just down the street which has a happy hour. On Tuesday evenings I can watch my television show, "The Jon Dore Television Show" on IFC. I pretend that I'm not interested in watching it when friends are over, however it does bring me a genuine sense of joy and it makes me feel superior to others. Variety placed me on their "10 Comics to Watch" list. I'm a white, heterosexual male who enjoys making love to men while wearing a do-rag -- provided I am not menstruating. My favorite hobby is wasting people's time. For evidence of this please click this link.
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Orphans have more time to practice driving because they're not being loved by anyone.
The invisible comedian can do an impression of a girl throwing a football in gym class.
Jon Dore tapes a commercial for charity, from "The Jon Dore Television Show," courtesy of IFC.
Jon performs a song about a gay Nazi.
Laughter is the best medicine, it really is, and I'm not making
that up. They've done studies that prove that people who laugh a lot, they actually...
Growing up we named our family dog after my dad. Our dog's name
was Dad. That got confusing, as you can probably imagine. Like one time at a family...
I've been trying to write a joke about how hard it would be to
hide from the Nazis if I had just eaten Mexican food. And I know I want the punch...
My grandfather avoided the Holocaust with his ability to hide
and by not being Jewish and by living in Canada his entire life. All about strategy.
I love them. My roommate fell asleep on the couch the other day
and when I got home, I pulled a beauty. This is where, if you know it, don't ruin...
I don't like cell phones. I'm never sending another text
message as long as I live because I don't like a phone that tries to predict the words I'm...
You can't argue thanks to the Internet. I was at a party last
week and friends were arguing about whether or not a certain movie had won an Academy...
The city bus does not discriminate. It's like a little U.N.
meeting on wheels every time we get on it. We all walk through the same door and pay...
I read a caption in the paper the other day. The caption read,
'In the time it takes you to finish reading this sentence, 20 people will have died...
I read an article that said, 'Car accidents happen closest to
home.' Does that mean that orphans are better drivers? No, if you think about it, it...
