Everybody loves Christmas -- except for people who don't believe that Jesus was the son of God.
Jon believes that being funny on a deserted island depends on what animals are on that island.
Nine months later, you were born, and, five months later, your parents got a divorce.
Guys with small penises can drive expensive or inexpensive cars.
Jon Lajoie would like to have all of Superman's powers so he could look at girls taking showers.
It's not sexist when you say it in a song.
A regular, everyday, normal guy is the Pauly Shore of life: easily forgettable and not very liked.
A couple of strokes and Jon Lajoie's erection is a thing of the past.
While high, Jon Lajoie invented a game involving a porcupine and a baseball bat.