Everybody loves Christmas -- except for people who don't believe that Jesus was the son of God.
Filed under: Jon Lajoie (12), Comedy Central Presents (1892), family (588)
Views: 12,702
The Hot List - Jon Lajoie - Funny Monkeys
Jon believes that being funny on a deserted island depends on what animals are on that island.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (12), men/women (950), dating (651)
Jon Lajoie - New Version of Happy Birthday
Nine months later, you were born, and, five months later, your parents got a divorce.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (12), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 11,856
Exclusive - Jon Lajoie - From Personal Experience
Guys with small penises can drive expensive or inexpensive cars.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (12), Comedy Central Presents (1892), stereotypes (391)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 3,190
Jon Lajoie - If I Had Wings
Jon Lajoie would like to have all of Superman's powers so he could look at girls taking showers.
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Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 3,068
Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals
It's not sexist when you say it in a song.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (12), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 2,506
Jon Lajoie - Regular Every Day Normal Guy
A regular, everyday, normal guy is the Pauly Shore of life: easily forgettable and not very liked.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (12), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 1,978
Jon Lajoie - Game Over
A couple of strokes and Jon Lajoie's erection is a thing of the past.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (12), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 1,710
Jon Lajoie - High as F**k
While high, Jon Lajoie invented a game involving a porcupine and a baseball bat.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (12), Comedy Central Presents (1892), food (558)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 884
Lewis Black - Long Christmas
How long does it take you Christians to shop?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1892), food (558)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 11,597
Louis C.K. - Talking to a Five-Year-Old
Louis doesn't need to listen to his kid.
Tags: Louis C.K. (21), kids (652), health (550)
Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 16,322
Sebastian Maniscalco - Doggie Santa
It's a dog -- let it be a dog.
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Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 6,879
Paul Kozlowski - The Holidays
Ever wonder why we celebrate Halloween?
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), food (558), religion (342)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 343
Dave Attell - Drinking Jagermeister
Jagermeister is for children.
Tags: Dave Attell (35), kids (652), alcohol (409)
Posted: 06/28/09
Views: 26,177
Billy Gardell - Working Class Christmas
Christmas is when the lie begins.
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Posted: 04/04/08
Views: 5,151
Anthony Jeselnik - Christmas
Christmas is Anthony's favorite holiday.
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Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 44,055
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
