All this pop song needs is a sexually attractive man who can sing all the words.
Instead of promoting his Comedy Central Presents special, Jon Lajoie tests out some new material.
Jon Lajoie presents a first look at his new music video, marketed to impressionable teenage girls.
While high, Jon Lajoie invented a game involving a porcupine and a baseball bat.
It's not sexist when you say it in a song.
Nine months later, you were born, and, five months later, your parents got a divorce.
Jon Lajoie would like to have all of Superman's powers so he could look at girls taking showers.
Guys with small penises can drive expensive or inexpensive cars.
A couple of strokes and Jon Lajoie's erection is a thing of the past.