You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Jon's dad fixed a hole at the bottom of a deep pool.
Jon comes face to ass with the biggest, roundest, lumpiest ass anyone has ever seen ever.
Beer is Jon's kryptonite.
Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.
You might want to think twice before telling somebody from a small town what to do in their yard.
Jon used to terrorize his Burger King.
Jon breaks down the real meanings of folk songs and nursery rhymes.