You might want to think twice before telling somebody from a small town what to do in their yard.
How far down the fry chain do you think they got before somebody thought of frying dough?
Jon comes face to ass with the biggest, roundest, lumpiest ass anyone has ever seen ever.
Back home in Hickory, they call him Hollywood. And in Los Angeles, they call him The Redneck.
When you're from a small town, you have to learn to be entertained by the simple things in life.
It's not the size of your town that makes it a small town. It's its attitude.
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Beer is Jon's kryptonite.
It turns out there's no privacy in public.
Jon offers impressions of NFL mascots.