Watch Julian McCullough on Comedy Central Presents -- Friday, March 12th, 11pm / 10c!
One night when Julian McCullough was six years old he was taken to a grown-up party by his parents. He immediately charmed a small circle of women with his wit and boyish good looks. He quickly made his move. "My mom said... [MORE]
Watch Julian McCullough on Comedy Central Presents -- Friday, March 12th, 11pm / 10c!
One night when Julian McCullough was six years old he was taken to a grown-up party by his parents. He immediately charmed a small circle of women with his wit and boyish good looks. He quickly made his move. "My mom said it's OK if I sleep over at your house." The women all cracked up in joyous laughter at this pint sized Lothario. Julian McCullough's insatiable need to make people laugh was born.
Julian honed his comedy chops in schoolyards across America as his parents constantly uprooted and enrolled him in new schools. By the time college rolled around, he was ready to enter the world of stand-up comedy. While attending Rutgers University, Julian took a job as house MC of the prestigious Stress Factory Comedy Club. Six years later he burst onto the New York comedy scene, quickly establishing himself in the city's best clubs and has opened for Lewis Black, Colin Quinn, Brian Regan, Kevin James and Dave Chappelle. He has also been turning the heads of major television networks. In addition to Julian's "Live at Gotham" appearance on Comedy Central, the network has recently cast him as the sharp witted host of their newest game show, "Shut Up and Deal." He can also be seen in his own half-hour special "Comedy Central Presents: Julian McCullough." This is just the beginning of what will no doubt be many television appearances.
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There was moss growing up the walls.
Living with a gay couple is like living in Pottery Barn.
Breaking up is complicated.
Julian McCullough would rather get drunk once than have curtains for the rest of his life.
Julian McCullough is a single straight dude with a cat.
Girls have everything in their purse you could ever need, all day, no matter what your problem is.
Is it true what they say about Batman?
You can't bring a live chicken on a bus in America, ever.
When you're drinking a lot and you're a guy, your equipment gets all screwed up.
Julian McCullough has faked orgasms because he is a gentleman.
One time, this girl was like, 'Let's have sex in your shower.'
And I was like, 'No.' She was like, 'Come on.' I was like, 'Alright.' That's all it...
I used to live with five straight guys and -- ew, the cleaning
schedule was 'nope.'
My first girlfriend -- first of all, we never fought 'cause I
was 14, she was a magazine.
Riding your bike in New York City is exciting, you know what I
mean? Cause you know how you're going to die, you just don't know when.
I don't have any curtains in my apartment. I tried to buy
curtains; I went to the store, I was like, 'I would like these curtains, please.' And...
I went to use the bathroom, and the door to the bathroom, not
only was it not locked, it was open a crack. So, I just swung the door open, and my...
Did you know that if you go to bed wasted, your brain can't
dream? It's like a medical thing. I have my own theory and that's that your brain is...
Living with somebody, it is impossible to break up. It takes
forever. I was digging a hole through my bedroom wall with a spoon under a poster for,...
She woke me up in the middle of the night one time. She goes,
'Wake up, I think we have a ghost.' 'Oh alright, I'll just strap the vacuum to my...
This woman started charging right at me, but she was stumbling,
she was falling into stuff, she was wasted. I was like, 'Awesome. I'm already...
