Heidi Montag's tweets completely reinforce everything we already think about her.
Posted: 07/06/2010 Views: 10433You can't bring a live chicken on a bus in America, ever.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 8726When you're drinking a lot and you're a guy, your equipment gets all screwed up.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 20351Julian McCullough is a single straight dude with a cat.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 17001Julian McCullough has faked orgasms because he is a gentleman.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 13590Girls have everything in their purse you could ever need, all day, no matter what your problem is.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 6917Julian McCullough gets a friend request on Facebook from a cat he does not know.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 30229Julian McCullough would rather get drunk once than have curtains for the rest of his life.
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