Heidi Montag's tweets completely reinforce everything we already think about her.
Julian McCullough would rather get drunk once than have curtains for the rest of his life.
Is it true what they say about Batman?
When you're drinking a lot and you're a guy, your equipment gets all screwed up.
Julian McCullough is a single straight dude with a cat.
Julian McCullough has faked orgasms because he is a gentleman.
You can't bring a live chicken on a bus in America, ever.
Girls have everything in their purse you could ever need, all day, no matter what your problem is.
Breaking up is complicated.