The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Views: 5,418
Posted: 12/13/1999
Juston McKinney - Saving Money
Washing below the knees is a waste of time and soap.
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Posted: 06/27/10
Views: 2,924
Juston McKinney - Home Cheapo
Home Depot's commercials should not make home remodeling look easy.
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Posted: 06/27/10
Views: 3,324
Juston McKinney - Cul-De-Stuck
Juston McKinney could flip his house right now and move into a Ford Focus.
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Posted: 06/27/10
Views: 2,442
Juston McKinney - Strong Swimmer
There is a big difference between the love for a child and the love for a spouse.
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Posted: 06/27/10
Views: 2,908
Juston McKinney - Paco and Taco
Juston McKinney wants a pet that can rip your head off.
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Posted: 06/21/10
Views: 3,126
Juston McKinney - Free Play
A day care center in the middle of the day looks and smells like a frat house.
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Posted: 06/21/10
Views: 5,113
Juston McKinney - Christmas Gifts
Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.
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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 8,289
Juston McKinney - Bad Cop
If you're a cop for a really poor department, bring your own crime scene tape.
Tags: Juston McKinney (11), storyteller (326), crime (303)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 5,857
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (11), New York City (352), driving (336)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 7,684
Juston McKinney - Poor Kid
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.
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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 7,535
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (11), New York City (352), driving (336)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 7,684
Juston McKinney - Poor Kid
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.
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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 7,535
D.L. Hughley - Exclusive New York
It feels like there's a velvet rope everywhere in New York.
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Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 3,998
Damon Wayans - Bicycle Cop
Damon Wayans gets pulled over by a bicycle cop.
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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 11,658
Juston McKinney - Bad Cop
If you're a cop for a really poor department, bring your own crime scene tape.
Tags: Juston McKinney (11), storyteller (326), crime (303)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 5,857
Peter Johansson - New York Transvestites
New York has some fellas who dress like ladies.
Tags: sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 457
Wanda Sykes - Wanda's Got a Gun
Wanda's dad told her to buy a gun.
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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,935
Tracy Esposito - Staten Island
Tracy Esposito has to leave Staten Island.
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Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 632
Laurie Kilmartin - Cost of Living
One of Laurie Kilmartin's New York City roommates is a prostitute and a temp.
Tags: Laurie Kilmartin (3), Premium Blend (748), money (606)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 2,029
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 6,671
