Washing below the knees is a waste of time and soap.
Home Depot's commercials should not make home remodeling look easy.
Juston McKinney could flip his house right now and move into a Ford Focus.
Juston McKinney wants a pet that can rip your head off.
A day care center in the middle of the day looks and smells like a frat house.
Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.
If you're a cop for a really poor department, bring your own crime scene tape.
Meter maids are like ninjas.
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.