Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.
Posted: 12/01/2004 Views: 3816If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Posted: 07/04/2000 Views: 10244Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Posted: 07/04/2000 Views: 6244Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Posted: 07/04/2000 Views: 8539The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Posted: 07/04/2000 Views: 7505There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.
Posted: 07/04/2000 Views: 7570China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Posted: 07/04/2000 Views: 6683Smoking will do some horrible things to your voice.
Posted: 07/04/2000 Views: 5172Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
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