The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.
Views: 2,412
Posted: 02/24/1992
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147), voting (35)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 6,999
Kathleen Madigan - Hungry Gymnasts
Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 3,816
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1202), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 7,139
Kathleen Madigan - Figure Skating
Figure skaters must have great temper control.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), family (647), TV (469)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 6,241
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,683
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 10,244
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 8,539
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 7,505
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,521
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,963
Steve Trilling - Serious Driving Accident
Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
Tags: Steve Trilling (4), alcohol (516), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,171
Rodney Johnson - Omaha
If you're the only brother in town, you will adopt a new walk.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), ethnic (870), stereotypes (440)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,238
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), parents (591), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 517
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,565
Gary Lazer - Missing New York
If you're going to live in New York, you may consider buying a guard dog or parrot.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), animals (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 568
Kathleen Madigan - Catholic Reception
Catholic midnight masses can get pretty rowdy.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,364
Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,855
Lisa Gopman - Big Hug, Broken Ribs
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
Tags: Lisa Gopman (1), imitations (847), dating (786)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 4,184
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (647), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,555
Kathleen Madigan - Kids
Living with kids is like living with homeless people.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), imitations (847), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,067
