Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Figure skaters must have great temper control.
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?