Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.
Views: 3,816
Posted: 12/01/2004
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147), voting (35)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 6,999
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1202), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 7,139
Kathleen Madigan - Figure Skating
Figure skaters must have great temper control.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), family (647), TV (469)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 6,241
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,683
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 10,244
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 8,539
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 7,505
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,521
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,963
Kathleen Madigan - Figure Skating
Figure skaters must have great temper control.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), family (647), TV (469)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 6,241
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147), voting (35)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 6,999
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,963
Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy
Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.
Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 4,706
Kathleen Madigan - Reasons to Quit Smoking
Smoking will do some horrible things to your voice.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 5,172
Hugh Fink - Chinese Food
Chinese food delivery is too high-tech.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,305
Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble
Rich people used to have better lives.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 846
Jonathan Corbett - New York City Marathon
Crapping your pants wouldn't be all right in non-marathon sports.
Tags: Jonathan Corbett (3), health (657), TV (469)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 1,964
Jim Lauletta - Rectal Exam
Rectal exams are no fun.
Tags: Jim Lauletta (3), health (657), family (647)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 4,677
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1202), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 7,139
