Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), men/women (946), imitations (800)
Views: 950
Posted: 12/01/2004
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 4,667
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,275
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), voting (23)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 3,033
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1874), health (550)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,780
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1001), drugs (387)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,685
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1874), TV (386)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,311
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,309
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,263
Kathleen Madigan - Figure Skating
Figure skaters must have great temper control.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), family (586), TV (386)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 1,575
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,263
Kathleen Madigan - Reasons to Quit Smoking
Smoking will do some horrible things to your voice.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,758
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), voting (23)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 3,033
Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy
Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.
Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), men/women (946), imitations (800)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,445
Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble
Rich people used to have better lives.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (1001), men/women (946)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 180
Hugh Fink - Chinese Food
Chinese food delivery is too high-tech.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), imitations (800), ethnic (741)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,246
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,395
Maria Bamford - Get The Little Lady Started
For breakfast, Maria eats a mug of chocolate chip ice cream for a sweet power surge.
Tags: Maria Bamford (29), men/women (946), imitations (800)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 5,164
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
