Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?