Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?