If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Views: 10,244
Posted: 07/04/2000
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147), voting (35)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 6,999
Kathleen Madigan - Hungry Gymnasts
Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 3,816
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1202), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 7,139
Kathleen Madigan - Figure Skating
Figure skaters must have great temper control.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), family (647), TV (469)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 6,241
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,683
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 8,539
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 7,505
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,521
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,963
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,683
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 7,514
Wanda Sykes - Random Security
Airport security is ridiculous.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), observational (364)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 8,032
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,244
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,963
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,440
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 7,505
Jordan Rubin - Discount Flights
Finally, a great website for buying discount airline tickets you'll never receive.
Tags: Jordan Rubin (26), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,461
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,296
Deon Cole - Traveling
Alaskan couples are very interracial.
Tags: Deon Cole (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 8,470
