There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Views: 1,826
Posted: 07/04/2000
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 4,407
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,960
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), voting (23)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,890
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,607
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (983), TV (384)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,500
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,204
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), TV (384)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,145
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,051
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (341), movies (221)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 46,847
Lewis Black - The End of the Universe
Lewis found the end of the universe in Houston, Texas.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), storyteller (264)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 26,138
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,553
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,204
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), religion (341), death (212)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 4,598
Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse
George W. Bush wants to be the last president.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), religion (341), death (212)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 7,988
Drew Hastings - Act of God
When did insurance agents get so religious?
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), Premium Blend (749), religion (341)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,941
Rocky LaPorte - Florida
Rocky questions the weatherman.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), weather (61)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 2,355
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 4,407
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,051
