Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Views: 2,204
Posted: 07/04/2000
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 4,407
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,960
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), voting (23)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,890
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,607
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (983), TV (384)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,498
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), TV (384)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,145
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,051
Brian Regan - Fishing Shows
Watching people fish can be better than doing it yourself.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (789), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,095
A.J. Jamal - Extreme Sports
Catching a roach can be considered an extreme sport.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/20/94
Views: 1,374
Kathleen Madigan - The End Is Near
There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,826
Ted Alexandro - The Jacksons
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 626
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,906
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,051
Steve Marmel - Election Year
George W. Bush is like a Baldwin.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 858
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 4,407
Marc Maron - Christian Right
Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.
Tags: Marc Maron (32), Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,467
Margaret Cho - Asian American
It's hard being an Asian actress without role models on TV.
Tags: Margaret Cho (4), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,523
