If you ever fight a homeless guy, be sure to wear goggles.
Posted: 06/02/2005 Views: 2852For teens, the biggest problem with "the man" is that he didn't vote for their favorite Idol.
Posted: 06/02/2005 Views: 1442It is illegal in high school wrestling to throw a bag of salt in your opponent's eyes.
Posted: 06/02/2005 Views: 1739Most men are rough with their sons so they won't be gay.
Posted: 12/08/2002 Views: 3202Men never got the penis pep talk like women got the vagina pep talk.
Posted: 12/08/2002 Views: 3133Celebrities give turkeys to the homeless on Thanksgiving like it's the only time they're hungry.
Posted: 05/26/1993 Views: 382She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Posted: 05/26/1993 Views: 636If you see someone you know, you'll find yourself rooting for them to get away.
Posted: 05/26/1993 Views: 409If you can plead insanity, you should also be allowed to plead stupidity.
Posted: 05/26/1993 Views: 346