Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness.
For teens, the biggest problem with "the man" is that he didn't vote for their favorite Idol.
Nobody really wants to be married.
Usually when you hear a knock at your door, it's best to pretend you're not there.
It is illegal in high school wrestling to throw a bag of salt in your opponent's eyes.
If you ever fight a homeless guy, be sure to wear goggles.
Men never got the penis pep talk like women got the vagina pep talk.
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.