For teens, the biggest problem with "the man" is that he didn't vote for their favorite Idol.
Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
Kids are not as tough as they used to be.
Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness.
Usually when you hear a knock at your door, it's best to pretend you're not there.
If you ever fight a homeless guy, be sure to wear goggles.
It is illegal in high school wrestling to throw a bag of salt in your opponent's eyes.
Men never got the penis pep talk like women got the vagina pep talk.
Most men are rough with their sons so they won't be gay.