If you can plead insanity, you should also be allowed to plead stupidity.
Filed under: Keith Robinson (15), health (550), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Views: 165
Posted: 05/26/1993
Keith Robinson - The Homeless
If you ever fight a homeless guy, be sure to wear goggles.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1892), imitations (801)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,605
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,572
Keith Robinson - Little Keith
Most men are rough with their sons so they won't be gay.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), men/women (950), kids (652)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,320
Keith Robinson - Special Place
Men never got the penis pep talk like women got the vagina pep talk.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,215
Keith Robinson - Bad Cop
Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 958
Keith Robinson - The Human Statue
Usually when you hear a knock at your door, it's best to pretend you're not there.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1892), imitations (801)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 738
Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage
Nobody really wants to be married.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 630
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (483), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 510
Keith Robinson - Calming a Killer
Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1892), imitations (801)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 469
Keith Robinson - How Not to Wrestle
It is illegal in high school wrestling to throw a bag of salt in your opponent's eyes.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1892), imitations (801)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 454
Keith Robinson - "COPS"
If you see someone you know, you'll find yourself rooting for them to get away.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), ethnic (743), TV (387)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 197
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (550), Vow (457)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 874
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (588), food (558)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 141
Jake Johannsen - Getting a Physical
You get a physical just to make sure that you're going to not die.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (550), drugs (388)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 538
Chuck Sklar - Shrinks
All psychiatrists see a psychiatrist.
Tags: Chuck Sklar (3), Week (1001), family (588)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 236
Larry Amoros - Serial Killers
Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), The A-List (486), TV (387)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 597
Louis C.K. - Hugh Penny
Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.
Tags: Louis C.K. (21), health (550), animals (443)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 1,188
Mike Sweeney - Hazardous to Your Health
Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), health (550), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 94
Keith Robinson - Money for the Homeless
Celebrities give turkeys to the homeless on Thanksgiving like it's the only time they're hungry.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (483), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 216
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
