If you can plead insanity, you should also be allowed to plead stupidity.
Views: 354
Posted: 05/26/1993
Keith Robinson - Calming a Killer
Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,309
Keith Robinson - How Not to Wrestle
It is illegal in high school wrestling to throw a bag of salt in your opponent's eyes.
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Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,790
Keith Robinson - Bad Cop
Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
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Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 2,143
Keith Robinson - The Man
For teens, the biggest problem with "the man" is that he didn't vote for their favorite Idol.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,565
Keith Robinson - Going Soft
Kids are not as tough as they used to be.
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Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,570
Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage
Nobody really wants to be married.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 2,183
Keith Robinson - The Homeless
If you ever fight a homeless guy, be sure to wear goggles.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 2,984
Keith Robinson - The Human Statue
Usually when you hear a knock at your door, it's best to pretend you're not there.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,956
Keith Robinson - Little Keith
Most men are rough with their sons so they won't be gay.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 3,243
Keith Robinson - Special Place
Men never got the penis pep talk like women got the vagina pep talk.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 3,172
Keith Robinson - "COPS"
If you see someone you know, you'll find yourself rooting for them to get away.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), ethnic (870), TV (469)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 420
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,550
Jake Johannsen - Getting a Physical
You get a physical just to make sure that you're going to not die.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,259
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 670
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (606), death (314)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 644
Keith Robinson - Money for the Homeless
Celebrities give turkeys to the homeless on Thanksgiving like it's the only time they're hungry.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (606), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 391
Chuck Sklar - Shrinks
All psychiatrists see a psychiatrist.
Tags: Chuck Sklar (3), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 412
Mike Sweeney - Hazardous to Your Health
Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), health (657), movies (293)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 223
Larry Amoros - Serial Killers
Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,393
Louis C.K. - Hugh Penny
Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 3,011
