You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.
It takes 45 minutes just to make a right turn.
Our asses come up in conversation all the time.
My wife and I just separated not too long ago. Actually, it's a trial separation, which, as you well know, it turns out to be the separation before...
My first marriage ended in irreconcilable differences: attempted murder. I took 'till death do us part too seriously there.
My fellow men and women in other cars -- I'm calling them horrible names. Sometimes I think I'm losing my mind. I think this cannot be rational...
You listen to people talk -- all the things we do with our ass, it's amazing. We work it off, run it off, drag it home at night, freeze it off,...