Kevin Brennan doesn't hold elevators for people.
Kevin went out with a vegetarian once.
How people get so fat they can't leave their houses?
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
The Bible was written by Jesus' friends.
Being the designated driver is dangerous.
The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.
Kevin has a hard time ordering Chinese food.
Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.