The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.
Being the designated driver is dangerous.
Kevin has a hard time ordering Chinese food.
Kevin isn't going to his high school reunion.
The Bible was written by Jesus' friends.
Kevin went out with a vegetarian once.
Kevin Brennan doesn't hold elevators for people.
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.