A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
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Posted: 05/25/1993
Kevin Kataoka - Speed Racer
Why is Speed Racer so nervous all the time?
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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 1,347
Kevin Kataoka - Ku Klux Klan
New York is open-minded.
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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 1,066
Kevin Kataoka - The Academy Awards
The world's greatest actors should be able to present the awards without teleprompters.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 662
Kevin Kataoka - Victoria's Secret
What is Victoria's secret?
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 656
Jonathan Katz - Daughter
It doesn't feel right to bring another child into this crazy world.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 771
John Heffron - The Oldest
John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,820
Jeff Dye - Knee Pads and Short Shorts
When old people play sports, they like to wear the stuff they wore when they played the sport.
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Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 34,845
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 3,045
David Feldman - Death Penalty
There should be a humane society for human beings.
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Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 294
Kevin Kataoka - The Academy Awards
The world's greatest actors should be able to present the awards without teleprompters.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), imitations (847), music (485)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 662
Kevin Kataoka - Victoria's Secret
What is Victoria's secret?
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), food (719), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 656
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,818
Megan Mooney - Work It Out, Ladies
Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,383
John Heffron - I Can't Breathe
John's little brother always got him in trouble.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 6,805
