A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
Filed under: Kevin Kataoka (5), kids (642), money (471)
Views: 465
Posted: 05/25/1993
Kevin Kataoka - Speed Racer
Why is Speed Racer so nervous all the time?
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), Premium Blend (749), TV (384)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 646
Kevin Kataoka - Ku Klux Klan
New York is open-minded.
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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 382
Kevin Kataoka - Victoria's Secret
What is Victoria's secret?
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), food (550), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 274
Kevin Kataoka - The Academy Awards
The world's greatest actors should be able to present the awards without teleprompters.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), imitations (789), TV (384)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 264
John Heffron - The Oldest
John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 4,310
Jonathan Katz - Daughter
It doesn't feel right to bring another child into this crazy world.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 242
Megan Mooney - Work It Out, Ladies
Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 2,139
John Heffron - I Can't Breathe
John's little brother always got him in trouble.
Tags: John Heffron (24), family (582), animals (439)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 2,520
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,744
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), family (582), food (550)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 25,591
David Feldman - Death Penalty
There should be a humane society for human beings.
Tags: David Feldman (14), animals (439), drugs (377)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 124
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), money (471), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,699
Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping
There is no bungee battalion of the army.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), imitations (789), kids (642)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 497
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 293
