Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
People wouldn't call just to say "hi" if they had to use a carrier pigeon.
Charles named his dog Bill Clinton.
Relationships are like getting shot in the stomach.
You should really declaw your cat.
If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.
Harland Williams feels bad for his sick dog.
The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Love can reproduce asexually.
