Kevin links his parents to eBay.
Kevin Shea is scared of what doctors will tell him.
The Internet is an addiction.
I was at the dentist the other day. He was like, 'Kevin, you have gingivitis.' I was like, 'Damn it. I shoulda wore a condom.'
They adopted a bunch of us. There's a bunch of adopted kids. It's like they were collecting us or something, like Star Wars figures. They bought us...
I was such a mean little kid. I was like, 'Dad, you know what? You can't tell me what to do. You're not even my real father.' He's like, 'Watch...
I got this new drug -- it's called the Internet. I don't know if you've ever heard of that. It's a drug, 'cause one minute, you're sitting down,...