Kirk Fox doesn't want to have kids, but a vasectomy doesn't sound so good either.
Ten years ago, a failed shoe bomber ruined things for all of us.
Don't look at Kirk Fox to do anything heroic -- his back is out and he's got astigmatism.
Kirk Fox isn't going to give his organs to anyone unless he meets them first.
Kirk Fox is tall. He needs the exit row. It doesn't matter that he probably can't open the door.
Why did I get attacked by a sea lion?
I'm a stay-at-home dad.
You can't have sex on Mt. Everest.
Kirk lives next door to Brangelina.