If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Filed under: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (983), family (582)
Views: 918
Posted: 08/10/2006
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,712
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (550), work/office (360)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 730
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,712
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (550), work/office (360)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 730
Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer
What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?
Tags: Drake Witham (2), family (582), alcohol (396)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 462
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), sex (983), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,304
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 828
Drake Witham - Temping
Temp work is empowering.
Tags: Drake Witham (2), family (582), alcohol (396)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 449
Jonah Ray - Compliments
You don't want to drink yourself into a strange, new sexual lifestyle.
Tags: Jonah Ray (1), sex (983), alcohol (396)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 862
Jesse Joyce - Sexy Surgery
You won't get laid during surgery.
Tags: Jesse Joyce (2), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 567
Amanda Melson - Procrastorbate
Amanda Melson doesn't think she has to explain the word she invented.
Tags: Amanda Melson (1), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,214
Joey Gay - Not For Everyone
When Joey Gay masturbates, it's like there's a murder going on.
Tags: Joey Gay (1), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 439
