Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Views: 4,521
Posted: 08/10/2006
Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother
If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,275
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (719), work/office (459)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,731
Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother
If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,275
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (719), work/office (459)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,731
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 2,551
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (4), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 7,771
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), imitations (847), kids (831)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,850
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (831), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 28,844
Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man
When you're old, you wake up angry.
Tags: Kevin Hart (35), kids (831), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 68,246
Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children
The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (831), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 2,952
TJ Miller - Failed Hi-Five
You can't hi-five the death of a family member.
Tags: family (647), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 34,294
Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment
Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.
Tags: Paul Varghese (4), family (647), money (606)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 7,326
