It's very tricky to try and be racist towards white people.
Posted: 04/29/2011 Views: 8120"Harry Potter" is really as good as everybody in the world says it is.
Posted: 04/26/2011 Views: 14191Some people are too stupid to have opinions; they just haven't earned the right.
Posted: 04/15/2011 Views: 4877Jason Voorhees may be a mass-murdering monster, but at least he's no bigot.
Posted: 04/15/2011 Views: 4863Kumail Nanjiani loves the show "Planet Earth," but thinks they should change the name.
Posted: 04/03/2011 Views: 6987Kumail Nanjiani appears in "Mash Up," a medley of sketches and visualizations premiering March 11 at 12a/11c.
Posted: 03/10/2011 Views: 1588Kumail's favorite comedy moment is when he almost ran over Bill Murray with his car.
Posted: 12/01/2009 Views: 11227The new drug epidemic sweeping the Midwest is flu medicine and heroin -- but mostly heroin.
Posted: 11/30/2009 Views: 14345Riding the Coney Island Cyclone is like paying a guy to punch you all over.
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 22147You can't just sprinkle heroin on things and call it a new drug.
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 12829