You can't just sprinkle heroin on things and call it a new drug.
Filed under: Kumail Nanjiani (7), health (540), drugs (377)
Views: 2,130
Posted: 11/06/2009
Kumail Nanjiani - Coney Island Cyclone
Riding the Coney Island Cyclone is like paying a guy to punch you all over.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (7), Live at Gotham (343), New York City (303)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 13,736
The Hot List - Kumail Nanjiani - New Drug
The new drug epidemic sweeping the Midwest is flu medicine and heroin -- but mostly heroin.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (7), drugs (377), New York City (303)
Posted: 11/30/09
Views: 7,118
The Hot List - Kumail Nanjiani - Bill Murray
Kumail's favorite comedy moment is when he almost ran over Bill Murray with his car.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (7), food (550), work/office (359)
Posted: 12/01/09
Views: 7,093
Kumail Nanjiani - Coney Island Cyclone
Riding the Coney Island Cyclone is like paying a guy to punch you all over.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (7), Live at Gotham (343), New York City (303)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 13,742
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,139
Wayne Federman - Jazz
Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 512
The Hot List - Matt Braunger - Baby Owl
An owl that you lovingly raise in captivity will never stop trying to attack you.
Tags: Matt Braunger (11), animals (439), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 11/30/09
Views: 4,389
The Hot List - Kumail Nanjiani - New Drug
The new drug epidemic sweeping the Midwest is flu medicine and heroin -- but mostly heroin.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (7), drugs (377), New York City (303)
Posted: 11/30/09
Views: 7,119
Chris Hobbs - Heroin
Heroin addicts applaud by slapping their veins.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), alcohol (396), drugs (377)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 347
Matt Braunger - Average Auditioner
Hi, Matt! You're here for the role of unattractive man.
Tags: Matt Braunger (11), Live at Gotham (343), movies (221)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 17,070
Matt Braunger - Owls
The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.
Tags: Matt Braunger (11), animals (439), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 11,601
TJ Miller - Failed Hi-Five
You can't hi-five the death of a family member.
Tags: TJ Miller (11), family (581), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 27,369
TJ Miller - Onomatopoetic Women
My girlfriend has breasts like, "Meh!"
Tags: TJ Miller (11), men/women (918), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 5,728
