You can't just sprinkle heroin on things and call it a new drug.
Views: 13,240
Posted: 11/06/2009
Kumail Nanjiani - Hey Kumar
It's very tricky to try and be racist towards white people.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), ethnic (870), movies (293)
Posted: 04/29/11
Views: 9,229
Kumail Nanjiani - The Most Famous Boy in the World
"Harry Potter" is really as good as everybody in the world says it is.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), food (719), growing up (512)
Posted: 04/26/11
Views: 15,598
Kumail Nanjiani - Horror Movies
Jason Voorhees may be a mass-murdering monster, but at least he's no bigot.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), death (314), movies (293)
Posted: 04/15/11
Views: 5,542
Kumail Nanjiani - Stupid People
Some people are too stupid to have opinions; they just haven't earned the right.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), men/women (1155), religion (404)
Posted: 04/15/11
Views: 5,659
Uncensored - Kumail Nanjiani - Planet Earth
Kumail Nanjiani loves the show "Planet Earth," but thinks they should change the name.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), animals (540), TV (469)
Posted: 04/03/11
Views: 7,696
Kumail Nanjiani - Mash Up First Look
Kumail Nanjiani appears in "Mash Up," a medley of sketches and visualizations premiering March 11 at 12a/11c.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14),
Posted: 03/10/11
Views: 1,852
The Hot List - Kumail Nanjiani - Bill Murray
Kumail's favorite comedy moment is when he almost ran over Bill Murray with his car.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), food (719), work/office (459)
Posted: 12/01/09
Views: 11,448
The Hot List - Kumail Nanjiani - New Drug
The new drug epidemic sweeping the Midwest is flu medicine and heroin -- but mostly heroin.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), drugs (503), impressions (466)
Posted: 11/30/09
Views: 14,520
Kumail Nanjiani - Coney Island Cyclone
Riding the Coney Island Cyclone is like paying a guy to punch you all over.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), New York City (352), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 22,543
Kumail Nanjiani - Coney Island Cyclone
Riding the Coney Island Cyclone is like paying a guy to punch you all over.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), New York City (352), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 22,543
The Hot List - Matt Braunger - Baby Owl
An owl that you lovingly raise in captivity will never stop trying to attack you.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), animals (540), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 11/30/09
Views: 10,468
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,065
The Hot List - Kumail Nanjiani - New Drug
The new drug epidemic sweeping the Midwest is flu medicine and heroin -- but mostly heroin.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), drugs (503), impressions (466)
Posted: 11/30/09
Views: 14,520
Wayne Federman - Jazz
Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 1,460
Chris Hobbs - Heroin
Heroin addicts applaud by slapping their veins.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), alcohol (516), drugs (503)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,032
Mike DeStefano - Stay in School
If you do drugs for most of your life, you'll end up with a Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 26,096
TJ Miller - Character Work
TJ does some characters.
Tags: gay/homosexual (344), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 8,598
TJ Miller - Money Shots
I always give change to the homeless.
Tags: money (606), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 8,047
