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Kurt Metzger

Kurt Metzger

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  • Featured on "Live at Gotham" & "Comedy Central Presents"
  • Appeared on "Important Things with Demetri Martin" & IFC's "Z-Rock"
  • Regular voice on "Ugly Americans"
  • Featured on "Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at the El Rey"
  • Featured on Comedy Central's "Hot List"

1 - 10 of 25 Kurt Metzger Videos
Exclusive - Interview With Adam Carolla (03:24)

When he doesn't have material, Adam Carolla goes to his props.

Posted: 11/10/2010 Views: 5472
Exclusive - Interview With Tracy Morgan (03:24)

Tracy Morgan is keeping it old school by getting girls pregnant and doing karate.

Posted: 11/08/2010 Views: 16906
Exclusive - Interview With Aziz Ansari (03:33)

Aziz Ansari has scheduled a date to fight Russell Peters to the death.

Posted: 11/08/2010 Views: 41281
Exclusive - Interview With Kevin Hart (05:00)

Kevin Hart is the same man he's always been -- minus the money and good looking women.

Posted: 11/05/2010 Views: 25408
Exclusive - Stand-Up for Heroes Red Carpet (02:59)

According to Bob Woodruff, the real hero at the Stand-Up for Heroes was Kurt Metzger.

Posted: 11/05/2010 Views: 10670
Dystopia Run by Fat Chicks (2:08)

There's not a chance in Hell that Alaskan natives were having a better time before we got there.

Posted: 11/05/2010 Views: 9151
Exclusive - Interview With Margaret Cho (02:48)

Margaret Cho provides a rational answer to Kurt Metzger's "Dancing With the Stars" question.

Posted: 11/04/2010 Views: 5467
Forgiving Tiger Woods (2:28)

Whose boring ass, khaki pants wearing, anti-Christ kid is watching golf on television?

Posted: 07/18/2010 Views: 12636
End of the World (2:45)

The Mayans cracked the secrets of the universe but not the secret of pockets.

Posted: 07/18/2010 Views: 18678
Exclusive - Power Bottom (1:55)

Kurt Metzger doesn't know Eric Andre's race, but he's sure that he looks great in a wife beater.

Posted: 07/12/2010 Views: 12116

Kurt Metzger Jokes See all 9 Kurt Metzger Jokes »

I saw liposuction. You ever see how they do that? It's, like, violent. They get the hose -- it looks like they're mad at how fat you are.