When he doesn't have material, Adam Carolla goes to his props.
Aziz Ansari has scheduled a date to fight Russell Peters to the death.
Tracy Morgan is keeping it old school by getting girls pregnant and doing karate.
There's not a chance in Hell that Alaskan natives were having a better time before we got there.
Kevin Hart is the same man he's always been -- minus the money and good looking women.
According to Bob Woodruff, the real hero at the Stand-Up for Heroes was Kurt Metzger.
Margaret Cho provides a rational answer to Kurt Metzger's "Dancing With the Stars" question.
Whose boring ass, khaki pants wearing, anti-Christ kid is watching golf on television?
The Mayans cracked the secrets of the universe but not the secret of pockets.