Kurt Metzger doesn't know Eric Andre's race, but he's sure that he looks great in a wife beater.
Views: 12,066
Posted: 07/12/2010
Exclusive - Kurt Metzger - Interview With Adam Carolla
When he doesn't have material, Adam Carolla goes to his props.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), men/women (1147), money (599)
Posted: 11/10/10
Views: 5,431
Exclusive - Kurt Metzger - Interview With Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari has scheduled a date to fight Russell Peters to the death.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), ethnic (867), exclusives (312)
Posted: 11/08/10
Views: 41,180
Exclusive - Kurt Metzger - Interview With Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan is keeping it old school by getting girls pregnant and doing karate.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), sex (1193), exclusives (312)
Posted: 11/08/10
Views: 16,872
Kurt Metzger - Dystopia Run by Fat Chicks
There's not a chance in Hell that Alaskan natives were having a better time before we got there.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), men/women (1147), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 11/05/10
Views: 9,012
Exclusive - Kurt Metzger - Interview With Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart is the same man he's always been -- minus the money and good looking women.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), kids (809), family (641)
Posted: 11/05/10
Views: 25,348
Exclusive - Kurt Metzger - Stand-Up for Heroes Red Carpet
According to Bob Woodruff, the real hero at the Stand-Up for Heroes was Kurt Metzger.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), health (644), exclusives (312)
Posted: 11/05/10
Views: 10,659
Exclusive - Kurt Metzger - Interview With Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho provides a rational answer to Kurt Metzger's "Dancing With the Stars" question.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), music (475), TV (461)
Posted: 11/04/10
Views: 5,454
Kurt Metzger - Forgiving Tiger Woods
Whose boring ass, khaki pants wearing, anti-Christ kid is watching golf on television?
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), sex (1193), kids (809)
Posted: 07/18/10
Views: 12,437
Kurt Metzger - End of the World
The Mayans cracked the secrets of the universe but not the secret of pockets.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), death (306), Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey (53)
Posted: 07/18/10
Views: 18,209
Kellye Howard - Exclusive - Oral Communication
Kellye Howard tells the uncensored version of her joke that wasn't PG-13 enough for TV.
Tags: Kellye Howard (2), sex (1193), ethnic (867)
Posted: 06/14/10
Views: 15,850
Rachel Feinstein - Special Girl
Rachel Feinstein is having trouble meeting a guy because there are too many princes to choose from.
Tags: Rachel Feinstein (27), sex (1193), imitations (847)
Posted: 08/09/10
Views: 11,607
Calise Hawkins - Exclusive - Still Delicious
If you didn't want to eat apple pie and someone forces you, that pie is still delicious.
Tags: Calise Hawkins (3), sex (1193), food (712)
Posted: 07/06/10
Views: 7,185
Felipe Esparza - Hamburger Helper
Felipe Esparza's body isn't suited for a threesome.
Tags: Felipe Esparza (4), sex (1193), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 07/19/10
Views: 53,306
Felipe Esparza - Exclusive - Worst Show Ever
Felipe Esparza hadn't heard that many boos since Halloween.
Tags: men/women (1147), work/office (430)
Posted: 07/21/10
Views: 4,348
JB Smoove - Exclusive - Bringing it to Your Face
Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at the El Rey will unite Israel and Palestine with laughter.
Tags: JB Smoove (33), exclusives (312), uncensored (154)
Posted: 06/14/10
Views: 21,776
JB Smoove - Exclusive - Meditation Lesson
Russell Simmons mentally prepares JB Smoove for Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at the El Rey.
Tags: JB Smoove (33), exclusives (312), mental health (200)
Posted: 06/14/10
Views: 20,167
JB Smoove - Pick Me Up
JB Smoove is strong for a minute at a time -- after that your life is in your own hands.
Tags: JB Smoove (33), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 07/18/10
Views: 10,063
Mark Viera - Exclusive - Gangster Wife
Mark Viera's wife catches him looking at another woman's breasts in Applebee's.
Tags: Mark Viera (3), marriage (541), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 1,503
Eric Andre - Welcome to Jamaica
Reggae is the most inappropriate choice of music to be the theme song for "COPS."
