When he doesn't have material, Adam Carolla goes to his props.
Tracy Morgan is keeping it old school by getting girls pregnant and doing karate.
Aziz Ansari has scheduled a date to fight Russell Peters to the death.
Kevin Hart is the same man he's always been -- minus the money and good looking women.
There's not a chance in Hell that Alaskan natives were having a better time before we got there.
According to Bob Woodruff, the real hero at the Stand-Up for Heroes was Kurt Metzger.
Margaret Cho provides a rational answer to Kurt Metzger's "Dancing With the Stars" question.
The Mayans cracked the secrets of the universe but not the secret of pockets.
Whose boring ass, khaki pants wearing, anti-Christ kid is watching golf on television?
Kurt Metzger doesn't know Eric Andre's race, but he's sure that he looks great in a wife beater.