Last year's "Comedy Central Presents Kyle Cease" was the most played half hour special on Comedy Central in 2006, and he won Stand-Up Showdown in 2009. The same year his CD/DVD "One Dimple", was one of Comedy Central Records highest debuting releases.
Since his memorable appearances as the "slow clapper" in "Not Another Teen Movie" and as Bogey Lowenstein in "10 Things I Hate About You", Cease has had numerous TV, film and radio appearances. He is a frequent guest of the hit syndicated radio show, "Bob and Tom", He has appeared on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson", "Jimmy Kimmel Live", "The Martin Short Show", and has performed in several national commercials.
Kyle began his stand-up career early. By the age of 21 he had toured nationally and won the International Giggles Comedy Competition, placed in the finals of the prestigious Seattle International Comedy Competition, and completed his first major movie role.
With his laugh-out-loud, stream of consciousness stand-up style and a unique connection with his generation, Kyle's shows are as exhilarating and playful as an hour of recess. His highly quotable comedy is infectious. Next time you are standing in line for your coffee you may hear someone say: "Like a Vagina", or when you are standing in line for a Kyle Cease concert, the kid next to you might exclaim: "These are my shoes!" [LESS]
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Elementary school had the crappiest doctors.
The original Nintendo could be fixed by blowing into it.
Sunny Delight ran the best commercial campaign ever.
I feel like, as we get older, we should have recess. Now that
we have, like, wars and Visa bills, we should have 15 minutes on the slide everyday.
The best part of Nintendo were the codes. We had codes that got
us to the end of the game immediately. Why can't we have that in real life? Just...
The original Nintendo was the best system ever because it's the
only system that, if it didn't work, you could fix it by blowing into it all day.
I like how beer companies always advertise how cold their beer
is. Wouldn't that be up to us? Like, 'When you want a beer that's really cold...' --...
Sunny D tasted a little bit like a fat clown's a**hole. I don't
know if you've tasted it. Who came up with Sunny D and was happy? Some guy was...
They always put the colleges in the middle of nowhere, and they
always tell these kids, 'Hey, don't drink, don't do drugs, and don't have sex.' And...
I think the problem is this country's split right now. I think
if you're a Republican, well -- you're wrong. I'm just kidding. I own, like, four...
People don't know for sure if they can believe a lot of the
things in the Bible. Like, people don't know for sure if God and Virgin Mary made baby...
I hate people on Halloween. They don't carve their pumpkin out;
they'll just, like, paint a face on it. You know what I'm talking about? But some...
I saw Hulk Hogan the other day in a parking lot, and I couldn't
tell from a distance if it was Hulk Hogan or not. And I realized I've never had...
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